Reblog this if you are a feminist.

youre-my-dandelion:

I need some faith in humanity to be restored.

tangledbeast:

I’ve seen a lot of people loving that “Yee” vid and I want to show y’all where it’s from if you didn’t already know because, lord, is it a treasure.

I present to you Dinosaur Adventure a masterpiece from Dingo Pictures. The whole film (if you can call it that) is on this guy’s channel and I highly recommend a watch. Highlights includes:

  • The spiky dinosaur speaking entirely in rhyme
  • A cussing child
  • Duck narrator that sounds like she’s coming on to you
  • Vegetarian propoganda
  • Gorillas for some reason

mellowmonsters:

garbageboi:

[00:57:20] WAYLONG PERK (Jack): oh god are you talking about your dick
[00:57:21] WAYLONG PERK (Jack): pls
[00:57:22] WAYLONG PERK (Jack): no
[00:57:37] eddie trashkin: W Tf
[00:57:45] eddie trashkin: i MA nOT TLAKign B AOUC ti Dck

i want you all to just look at our skype names and just

picture this for a second

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honeyflys:

- Part 2 -

#30daysOTPchallenge for FID#6

Part 1 | 3

ask-outlastfamily:

that’s why eddie hides computers for waylon 

(via makani-chan)

bonbongentleman:

How Piers grew up

By fruistalooha ~ Deviant Art

and Castella-Star ~ Deviant Art

likeacooldude:

【ホモ注意】ピーアズ…

By

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Wow this porn made me sad. Q3Q

(via optimusxjazz)

trustingguide:

hentai-ass:

All except the first :O

i’ve had all of them, and honestly i still have the GBA, GBASP, and the DS.

trustingguide:

hentai-ass:

All except the first :O

i’ve had all of them, and honestly i still have the GBA, GBASP, and the DS.

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miikpah:

Kumoricon 2014, Eddie Gluskin and Bride Wayon

It doesn’t seem like it but it was cold and we were tired and soon after these photos we just kind of coiled up on the floor 

WOOWWWW!! Sugoiii!!! You both look amazing and the makeup jobs are soooo AHHH!! I love it! Great job you too!

ask-a-murkoff-employee:

Send a number and I’ll draw my OC
6. With no clothes on


"Hey Simon, ready for the shower?"

Join the D club.

Been there sooo much. Then they turn the A/C to 68f in the late fall and get themselves a comforter. =-=

Been there sooo much. Then they turn the A/C to 68f in the late fall and get themselves a comforter. =-=

(Source: qq45xx, via ruinedchildhood)

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Interview me? Alright. I’ll go for it.

Rules:

1. Pick one of your OCs
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your oc
3. Tag five people to do this meme~

1. What is your name?
Tengoku Chu (Chu Tengoku if you’re American)

1.1 what is your real name?
Chu Tengoku, ya bitch! Sheesh.

2. Do you know why you were called that?
Because my cousins are Mu, Fu and Shu.

3. Are you single or taken?
Single and ready to—stop mingling and fucking get married.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Uhhh I have several Martel Art degrees, and the ability to forget to Eat for 6 days.

5. Stopbeing a Mary Sue!

Who da fuck is that? =-= Am I missing something?

6. What’s your eye color?
Uhh light brown?

7. How about your hair color?
Kind of the same.

8. Have you any family members?
Toooo fucking many to count, man.

9. Oh? What about pets?
Two wild hamsters named Peachy and Kiwi.

10. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.
Tooo many things to count but a few are people that use a LOT of gel, people in baggy clothes…people. Uhh…pollen.

11. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?
Sleeping, reading books, driving my car, pachinko, paintball…hanging out with one really good friend.

12. Ever hurt anyone before?
Just finished physical therapy for that fucking hurt and still got the scars and pain to prove it.

13. Ever….killed anyone before?
N-not really but someone died because of me….

14. What kind of animal are you?
Hamsters are my spirit animal.

15. Name your worst habits.
Having sex with people I don’t like. A lot of guys complain about the whole “friendzone” bullshit and I’m just…please be my friend? Don’t leave after we c*m?

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
My father and Mother I guess. I also looked up to my grandparents. A Chinese pimp and whore that escaped China to have my mother.

17. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

Bisexual these days I guess. Usually I fuck men but form bonds with women. Its weird…I was in a loooooong relationship with my best friend, Mizo. Like 15 year….but I can barely stand him now. Kind of like women more after that but that’s just me being bias.

18. Do you go to school?

Graduated with a Business degree from Kyoto University.

19. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Yes. I love being single but I’d love more a husband or wife and maybe a few kids. *sigh* But that’s sooo much work.

20. Do you have any fanboys/Fangirls?
Eh a few I guess.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Disappointing my parents and friends I guess….but tat’s pretty fucking hard to do since they are all so cool with my slacker lifestyle. So I geuss…um, being forever alone?

22. What do you usually wear?
A black tank top under a thick, tight shirt with very long sleeves. Also some comfy black jeans with sneakers.

23. Do you love someone?
Two people actually… and it sucks.

24. When was the last time you wet yourself?
When I got in a drinking contest with my cousins at age 16. None of us got drunk really but I drank so much I peed a little. It was humiliating.

25. Well, it’s not over yet!I
Huh?

26. What class are you?(High class, middle class, low class)
Eheheh-very high class. Though I donate a lot to help others and was taught to save and invest wisely.

27. How many friends do you have?
Um…real friends? Shit…like 2?

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
What kind? Because if that shit is apple I’m in.

29. Favourite drink?
"Women’s" Tea my father got at a market once…he got 50 boxes. Now my pants fit better and I feel less bitchy.

30. What’s your favourite place?
My bed, my friend’s bed, tree gardens.

31. Are you interested in someone~
Y-yes.

32. If you’re a girl, what’s your cup size, if you’re a guy, how big are you?
Oh hahaha funny. Ugh 6.5” when its relaxed.

33. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

Lake, the ocean id filthy!

34. What’s your type?

Indian girls~! With their dark THICK hair, thick brows, dark beautiful skin and lovely fashion.

35. Any fetishes?

Heheh…I kind of like when my partners scratch my back up and pull my hair.

36. Seme or uke?
Seme most the time but I don’t mind letting the right person take the lead.

37. Camping or indoors?
BOTH!

38. Are you wanting the quiz to end?
Yes, goddammit! I am tired.

39. Now it’s over! Tag five people.
Um…that DymondDC lady. That’s it.

40. I tag: DymondDC

Learn more about this OC and many others on my DA page here.

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